Paldo King Noodle Grande Format Lobster Flavor Bowl

Paldo King Noodle Grande Format Lobster Flavor Bowl grabbed my attention primarily because of the inclusion of buzz words. Grande and king made this sound like a potentially awesome bowl of noodles and isn’t the the ultimate goal? Here is my review of the Paldo King Noodle Grande Format Lobster Flavor Bowl.

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Contents

The veggie and dehydrated “meat” were loose inside the bowl. There was a shiny bag of seasoning powder inside as well.

Noodles

The noodle puck was super-duper big which would justify the King and Grande labels on the packaging.

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Seasoning

This seasoning was a very dark red and plentiful. It didn’t have a really strong smell so I guess we’ll see what that means in the ruling.

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Veggies

The veggies included a lot of seaweed and exactly three slices of dehydrated “lobster”. The dehydrated goodies were roaming the bowl packaging like free range chickens so there are a few noodle pieces free ranging with them.

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Ruling

I kind of expected this to be a little fishy but it wasn’t. Paldo did a good job of imparting a lobster flavor with seafood while not making it fishy. The dehydrated lobster had almost no taste and it didn’t really add any texture to the bowl as a whole. The soup broth was a little thick and wasn’t exactly watery which was nice. There is a little bit of spiciness but just enough to make it interesting. These noodles are pretty good but they won’t be something I’ll be going back to on a regular basis.

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Paldo King Noodle Grande Format Lobster Flavor Bowl

4.5

Consistency

0.6/10

Spiciness

4.0/10

Ingredients

5.0/10

Noodles

6.0/10

Flavor

7.0/10